? I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips. ?
(via sarcasmfluently)

spoken-not-written:

I MA SCRMESAN ING

CANTSTAP LAU GH ING

(Source: iraffiruse)


(Source: supremecute)

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

theafrocentrics:

To all the porn blogs that follow me, y’all tryna learn about institutionalized racism or somethin?


(Source: chuskopan)

Ass according to sign
  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

(Source: misszodiac)

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men