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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 


(Source: spenceromg)

  • Queen Elizabeth I: I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman--
  • Whovians: GODDAMMIT MOFFAT!!!
  • Queen Elizabeth I: No, that's one of my actual historical quotes.

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(Source: greenglassapple)


pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.


(Source: sizvideos)

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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